Mind it............................ it's Rajnikanth.


We at enter10ments.blogspot.com don’t want to prove that Mr Rajnikanths jokes are more famous than his films. But let’s face it how many Rajnikanth's films have you actually seen? And now count how many jokes you have come by - through forwarded sms or email. Surely, much, much more! Somehow his jokes turn out to be great LOL moments.



Reading them are simply stress-busters.....................



The enter10ments.blogspot.com team has listed top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes.................


  1. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  2. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  3. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
  4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  5. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
  6. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
    Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
  8. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
  12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  13. Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
  14. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  15. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.




Oops! Sorry we had to go overcrossed the limit (just like the jokes) and we just couldn't restrict it to top 10!



Which of the above jokes on Rajnikanth is your favourite ?

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